fake bitch
is usually a young woman with a fake personality who likes to portray herself as sweet and wholesome to the greater public, while being a total b-tch behind closed doors.
fake b-tch to the public: i’m going to stay a virgin until marriage and i will strive to stop world hunger.
fake b-tch behind closed doors: screw it, i only care about myself.
a tone or personality that is not the real you. used to take care of business.
i had to turn the “fake b-tch” on to get a second interview.
why do we have to put on airs with the “fake b-tch” just to make people happy?
hillary rodham clinton.
a: “sorry i was late for the meeting. i got held up by some heavy sniper fire.”
b: “whatever, you fake b-tch.”
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