fake boyfriend
a boy that thinks and treats you as his girlfriend, but you are not. you let him buy you dinner and movies anyways.
” are you and that boy dating?”
” no, hes just my fake boyfriend”
when you and a boy are hooking up, but it’s a complete secret and he sometimes acts like you’re not.
“how long have you and him been hooking up?”
“like… a month”
“oh are you guys together?”
“no he’s just my fake boyfriend”
…
“why does he treat you like that if you guys are hooking up?”
“because he’s my fake boyfriend”
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