Fake-Broke


always buying new stuff but telling your clique and/or set you are broke.
your friend can’t go out because they’re “broke”. a day later they’re posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum- (“vacuum” being a metaphor for anything valuable). you are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.

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