fake business trip
often abbreviated as “fbt” its a trip, typically a long-weekend golf/beach trip that men take as a means of avoiding their wives/girlfriends and getting into some good old fashioned trouble.
1) 1: “dude, my girlfriend’s been nagging me for weeks now, i can’t take it any more…”
2: “sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip”
2) “hey steve, we’re tryna fbt this weekend…you in?”
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