when one is very upset but tries to play it cool.
her boyfriend cheated; she’s fake chill.
1.the once neat but now messy appearance of a festival goer on sunday evening. 2. to dance like crazy person being chased by goat while wearing smart dinner attire. 3. thrashfunk band from bristol. we had a very shambolique meal of fish, chips and champagne the other night.. unforgettable! life is short darling so let’s […]
- platinum lesbian
a lesbian who has never done anything with a man (gold star), plus they were born by artificial insemination, so at the time that sperm met egg, there was no p*n*s present. girl 1 – i hate those girls who have made out with guys before but say that they’re lesbians… i’m a real lesbian, […]
- mirror envy
when you look nice in the mirror but you’re not photogenic. person 1: why does every photo of me look bad when i look fine in the mirror? person 2: you always look fine, you just have that mirror envy. when you think you look good in the mirror but don’t in a photo. person […]
- thot card
a form of payment provided by local munic*p*lities intended to be used for the purchase of goods in low-income households that are inhabited by at least one female who partakes in the act of twerking or other scandalous activities. more commonly referred to as: ebt cards, snap benefits card, foodstamp card or the hood credit […]