FAKE CHOWING
pretending to go down on a girl
today my wife accused me of fake chowing…wow i thought i was doing it right all this time…
the act of pretending to eat a woman out.
father: so today your mother accused me of “fake chowing.” what the h-ll is that?
son: really dad? you pretended to go down on her? isn’t this something you should be telling uncle howard anyway?
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