Fake Clap


the act of clapping when you really don’t want to, but feel forced to based on the circ-mstances.
i went to a function recently and i had to fake clap for that phony, hillary clinton, after her speech.

i was compelled to fake clap when derek jeter got a hit off of johan santana, otherwise, the bleacher b-ms would have thrown beer on me.

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