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fake emo

people at my school (and lots of other people) are becoming.. “emo”. they wear black clothes and pink eyeshadow and listen to the used. they think this makes them emo, and they think they are cool because of it.
however some people are really emo and quite a few of them are in circ-mstances where it is definatley not cool to be like them. fake emos can also be mallcore.
look at that fake emo with the black skinny jeans and fake depression

one who tries to be “emo” as it is the new ‘hype’ and everyone else seems to be ’emo’ when really they are just as bad as you. you fake being emo, as you see real emos and think they look cool so decide to copy them when clearly you aren’t emo. fake emo’s usually think that by listening to one type of “emo” or “punk” band and knowing one song they are cl-ssified as “emo”. they also wear black clothes that are clearly from some posho shop. they also pretend to be super depressed and think that slitting your wrists makes you cool even if you aren’t depressed.
fake emo: eyyy look at me! i’m super depressed, and i cry whenever i hear simple plan on the radio as they are sooo punk and their music is super depressing and emotional. the world is against me! blah blah blah! i wear black, im so fricking emo! yeah yeah! i cut my wrist with a fork! 🙂 super emo aye?!
random kid from school: yeah if your so emo, how come your school books are covered in “p-ssycat dolls” pictures and “hilary duff”
fake emo: i , ah , i ah, f-ck you! it isnt my book!
in denial
someone who is emo because it’s “cool” to be different. there day usually consists of:

-waking up and cursing the day
-refusing to eat breakfast because they are “too fat”
-getting dressed in there skinniest jeans and hoodie and straightening there hair
-going to school and being made fun of because there “different”. even though they choose to be that way
-returning home and listening to there ipod shuffle “the black parade” while updating there mysp-ce, facebook, myyearbook, and live journal
-then realizing the have accomplished nothing they call there closest friend and cry on the phone for hours about how there ready to “pull the trigger”, then end up scratching themselves with a sewing needle before, drifting off into a restless sleep.
emo kid 1: i hate life! everyone hates me! i’m ready to end it!

emo kid 2: no! i love you! please don’t do it! i’ll die if you do!

random p-sser by: haha fake emos are cute

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