fake flake
a fake friend that pretends to support you but is only nice when you are of use to them. they tend to give you compliments with daggers hidden in them and love to see you fail. they will never be there when you need them unless it helps them
“justin timberlake left nsync”
“it was terrible! but he performed with them recently”
“because it was a tribute to his success”
“omg what a fake flake”
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