Fake Homie
one of your good friends who is expected to disappoint occasionally, however when push comes to shove the real homie inside of them comes out and he has your back. its ok to be a fake homie.
your fake homie might only call you normally when he needs car wash p-sses or some other favor, but during a difficult time in your life a fake homie calls you up offering love and support.
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