fake man


your man, who isn’t really your man but is also your man

when you are in the “talking phase” or hooking up with a boy and don’t know what to call him, he is your fake man
girl: my fake man invited me over, should i go?

or

girl: i think i am going to take roger to date party
friend: wait i thought you were dating paul?
girl: nah paul’s just my fake man

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