fake marry
to fake marry is when girls say they married each other. one girl acts as the husband and the other girl acts as the wife. they do not think it is lesbian in any way to say they are “married” to another girl.
just another stupid thing girls do.
sarah: “oh lauren. will you marry me? i love you. ”
lauren: “yes sarah. i love you. i accept.”
sarah: “we will get married in a month from now.”
lauren: “my heart will be waiting for you until then.”
(they fake marry a month later and admit to others that they’re husband and wife.)
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