Fake nerds
the biggest idiots on the planet. they pretend to be geeks or nerds to be cool.
you see, if you’re like me, you’ve been called a nerd or a geek your whole life. then you see these jack-sses walking along, speaking in 1337 in real life like idiots, using terms like “uber” and “w00t,” professing how much of a nerd they are. they have tons of friends and everyone seems to like them.
meanwhile, you and your lonely, virgin for life friends sit watching in disgust, wondering why someone would want to be a nerd.
why would someone want to be like you and your friends, talking too loud or too quiet, being socially awkward, and being the only people you know who have never touched a girl? are people stupid?
the answer is a definite yes.
fake nerds: “lol uber w00t! i know how to go to mysp-ce at school! it’s easy, you just open command prompt, type tracert mysp-ce.com, wait, and then copy the ip into the address bar! i’m such a nerd, i’m sorry!”
real nerds: “i’m going to die alone.”
a fake–ss person who has seen shows like “big bang theory” (or to a lesser extent “twilight”) and have mixed in the modern hipster culture and styles of wearing fake “ray-bans” and 80’s style clothes. they have played some kind of popular video game such as “call of duty, madden/fifa or a singing/music game” and think that they are also “gamers” they claim they are nerdy because they they do these things or hang out with similarly minded individuals. they are completly fake because they have no real sense of what a nerd is. they are also the same people who make fun of people for playing xbox or ps3 too much, or play world of warcraft in their spare time. real nerds are disgusted by the way posers, pretend to be like them.
(via facebook) fake nerd 1: round the boyfriends playing cod, then we are gonna watch star wars.
fake nerd 2: nice, i played my brothers earlier, what sad no-life n00bs they were
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