fake raver
twelve year-old tennie bopper e tards that think that being a raver is all about rolling b-lls,making sh-tty techno tracks on your mac book, claiming that daft punk and justice was your most recent discovery, competing with your friends to see who can pop the most pills in one night without siezuring, and repping candies when you dont even know how to make one.if you want to find a fake raver just go to the next m-ssive and look around you.
sally-“john is such a fake raver, ever since he went to edc he’s been thizzing every weekend and blasts sandstorm every chance he gets!”
suzie-“i hate fake ravers…”
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