Fake Shifter
a depressed person that always tries to pretend that she’s not depressed anymore while she still is.
when she pretends so, we call it a “fake shifting”.
tommy: mom, can i stop taking these drugs? i don’t need them anymore.
tommy’s mom: you can’t, tommy, you’re depressed and i don’t want you to kill yourself.
tommy: that’s okay mom, i’m not depressed anymore. i feel good, now.
tommy’s little brother: he’s a liar, mommy! look at the cut marks on his arms! he’s still harming himself!
-mom looks at the cut marks-
tommy’s mom: why are you trying to lie, tommy?
tommy’s little brother: that’s because he’s a fake shifter!
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