fake talker


one who pretends to be talking on the cell phone to disguise their true motive(s).
bill (fake talking on his cell but thinking) there’s carol coming back from lunch. boy would i love to sh-g that b-tch but i know that i don’t have the b-lls nor the hair on my -ss to actually let her know.

carol (returning from lunch and thinking) there’s f-cking bill, he is such a fake talker. he is the biggest dumb -ss i know, does he actually think that he has a chance to get a piece of this? even if i was so f-cking drunk that i couldn’t see, i would never let him get any of this fine west virginia putang.

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