fakemex
carmex.
dude, i love carmex its so cheap and blah blah blah….
yea ok do you ever stop using the fakemex its bad for you?
h-ll no, man its really working i can feel it.
(10 yrs later)
dude your lips are h-lla sick, stop kissin the toilet scruber
naw man. that carmex is totally working i can feel it. 🙂
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