fakenger
a bike riding poseur who dresses in messenger gear and rides a fixed gear but is not a messenger. they can be found in most major cities, ie portland, s.f.
that fakenger thinks he’s hot sh-t, but all he does is ride around all day being a jack-ss.
n. a fake bike messenger. somewhere who rides a messenger-style track bike, carries a messenger bag, rocks messenger spoke cards, etc.; but is not actually a messenger.
“being in williamsburg, a huge percentage of these bikes must be being sold to poser, hipster douche bag fakenger sc-m.”
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