Fakery


a “bakery” or “coffee shop” or other “small business” that is a front for a drug dealer, used to launder money and provide more interesting means of drug consumption.
him: man, my guy won’t return my call.
me: it’s aight yo, i know this fakery, we can get some brownies.
fakery=sh-t that aint tight(person who committed the act-their respectability)
see also; fakerytheta=degree of fakage
michael faked on giving me some money. fakery=not giving me money(michael-small degree of respectability)
a shop that sells fake desserts.
i bought a dozen sugar-free cookies and a mock apple pie at the fakery.
the art of being a fake b-tch. or b-st-rd. or douche. if he or she is excellent at being a fake, he or she commits fakery.
janella is so good at fakery. i can’t believe she was such a fake!
when you look in a bakery case filled with spectacular looking desserts no one could resist , only to find when you taste them there is no flavor. usually found in diners with baking on the premises.
i blew 1,000 calories on a cream filled pie from the fakery case in that all night diner in town !
someone who acts fake to other ppl in certain situations.
mary bashi is the fakeries when shes with those eastside b-tches
someone who acts fake to other ppl in certain situations.
mary bashi is the fakeries when shes with those eastside b-tches

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