fakey
fake id. falsified identification generally for the use of purchasing alcohol or ensuring you that your date isn’t underage until she turns around and slaps you with a count of statutory for not calling the next day.
i was nonchalantly mentioning my 21rst birthday and matt asked if i had a fakey
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snowboarding switch, eg riding goofy down the hill on your board set up for natural riding, without changin the bindings
he was a pro, he rode the chutes fakey
someone who doesn’t seem real, these include:
fake tan
a lot of make up
body parts that look like plastic
names that ain’t real or isn’t a name e.g. mahtab
wearing hair extensions
anything that isn’t the real person
some kid: hey fakey, you wear fake tan don’t cha?
a bed with pillows and stuffed animals covered with blankets to look like a sleeping person for when kids are sneaking out
my mom came down and the fakeys totally tricked her.
when having s-x and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before -rg-sming and then spit on her back. when she turns around you then shot on her face.
so i was doing my girlfriends sister last night, and then i gave her a fakey!
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