fakie
in skateboarding, bmx, snowboarding etc you are moving backwards
fakie kickflip = backwards kickflip
1) in snowboarding, skateboarding, etc, when riding opposite to the way you usually ride.
2) in skiing, and skating, riding backwards.
when riding down the mountain, the snowboarder turned around and started riding fakie.
when you are having s-x and are going to come but don’t want the s-x to stop you just keep your p-n-s in and come. but you do not pump back and forth and thus your mind gets tricked into thinking you didn’t come and you are good to go for another round. caution:can be painful the second or even third time. no known forth attempt has been attempted.
this b-tch was so f-cken hot but i was only in for about a minute and then i had to pull a fakie on her so i could keep on going.
fakie is placed in front of a location to indicate that you will be travelling to that location but will be returning to your current location.
i’m doing a home to fakie to change my outfit, it is not suited for this precise event.
when you can’t seem to c-m after gratuitous amounts of s-x and are just tired, so, from doggy style, you pull out and spit on her back, rubbing it in well.
“i couldn’t pop it, so i pulled a fakie on her.”
when a guy is eating a girl out she takes a p-ss all over his face or in his mouth.
he p-ssed me off so i gave him a fakie.
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