fakin jamaican


derived from the latin derivative “fako”, meaning to con or to confuse.

to properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
i am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so i had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.

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