falafel funtime
when a man and a woman… and a man… and another man lie the woman on her back, sh-t in a pot, fry the sh-t, form it into b-lls, then pierce their d-cks through the sh-t b-lls (like a kebab) and proceed to flaccidly hit the woman with them.
yo did you hear that joseph and his bros gave eileen a wicked falafel funtime
woah that’s crazy! what did eileen think?
she said it was pretty good since the guys only ate meat the day before
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