Falcon Kick


verb: to leap forward foot first to kick someone who is far away from you, shouting “falcon kick!”

noun: a big leaping kick made famous by captain falcon, the main character in the f-zero game and anime series. it is characterized by cpt. falcon flying forward from a standing position, foot first. his leg is covered in fire and he yells “falcon kick!” also spelled kyick
cpt. falcon: “falcon kick!”

announcer: “game!”
a move used in super smash bros series by captain falcon. similar to falcon punch, only in which he screams “falcon kick!!!”
“dude stop spamming falcon kick!!!”
much like a falcon punch gives a pregnant woman an abortion, a falcon kick is a kick to a guy’s b-lls so hard it castrates the recipient.
woman: i don’t want to get pregnant with this guy!

man: i can falcon kick him for you if you like.
when you kick a guy so hard in the p-n-s, you foot gets stuck in his p-n-s hole
josh got so mad, he falcon kicked larry

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