falconing
the act of blowing a great opportunity in tremendous fashion, like the atlanta falcons blew a 25-point second half lead against the new england patriots in super bowl 51. the falcons have other incidents of tragic missteps in their franchise history, unique to any other pro sports ent-ty.
“that girl you was with looked like she wanted you. what happened?”
“bruh, i told her that her roommate looked good and she kicked me out of her apartment.”
“oh sh-t! you were outchea falconing.”
falconing is the act of picking a woman up with one hand whilst in the act of snogging her. the term originates from the idea of the bird perched on the arm.
the move was created in manchester to great affect and has been reproduced in many cities throughout the world.
did you see that guy falconing that girl at the bar?
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