Falgo’s Emporium


a privately owned business that specialises in selling items (most notably games, shoes and fashion items) for incredibly low prices. the prices are so low that they have been known to cause a spastic reaction among some.
guy 1: dude i just bought a pair of nike airs for $20!!!!
guy 2: gotta be from falgo’s emporium.

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