Falker

a person who is a facebook stalker. tries to add you as a friend multiple times even though you have no idea who they are. after many failed attempts they get mad enough to send you numerous emails asking why you won’t add them as a friend thus making them look psychotic and stalker-ish.
haley is such a psycho, she needs to get a life. she tried friending me on facebook 10 times this month and i keep ignoring it. then she sent me a few emails demanding to know why i won’t add her as a friend. i don’t know you, leave me along you “falker”!
someone who stalkers people, behind the use of fake avatars, on the internet.
derived from a mixture of stalk and fake.
“this person don’t look real, they been stalking me, what a falker!”
facebook stalker. one who is a minor aquaintance with the stalkee, but follows every event in this individual’s life via facebook.
“jonathan is such a falker. i caught him spying on ms. thang today through facebook.”
term used to describe facebook stalkers. you know the ones, they add only girls and always have posts saying ‘do i know you?’ and then randomly try and strike up conversations with them in the hopes of finding someone mentally depressed enough to go out with them. where they usually proceed to hide in the bushes and lick their windows late at night because although they like to seem like players they’re really just sad lonely pathetic people with no lives.
man falls off a building.

everone: good he was a falker!
f-cker.
you little falker!