Falkes


any form of cereal, preferably frosted flakes (hence the name) shoved into the r-ct-m of someone, then taken out after and eaten with milk.

usually a dare, a trick, or a prank on someone you aren’t very fond of.
ewww! no way! i won’t eat your falkes!

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