falking
stalking people via facebook
alae is a falker and has been falking that guy nick all year.
verb:
1. to spend an undefined – but inordinate – amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.
2. to stalk via facebook
-please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.
“oh man, i spent 2 hours falking this chick from high school last night.”
“you had s-x with a chick from high school?”
“no, no, no, i said falking. it means i facebook stalked a chick from high school. then i had s-x with her.”
facebook + stalking = falking
i will falk
i falked
i am falking
“i falked him all night”
“she came over and we were falking so many random people”
“when i was sick, all i did was falk”
“you can’t falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!”
a term coined by “jess’s mom”; a cunning linguist if there ever was one!
falking is a term used to describe phone s-x with/or without tigers involved. also referred to as textual intercourse.
the word was first coined while “jess” was in the middle of falking with an unknown man/woman or tiger. it was like a bad parenting commercial.
“falking”
jess: baby! i miss you so much. i’ll call you tonight falk my brains out!
tiger: rawr!
to facebook stalk someone. to look through all of someones photos.
dude, last night i was falking this chick with m-ssive b–bies.
facebook stalking…
stalking anyone on facebook…
val: “did you see kat’s new pictures on her wall? those pics were awesome”
igor: “dude, you gotta stop falking”
val: “i know, i just cant help it”
igor: “hahaha”
short for ‘facebook stalking’
“i had to defriend this guy on facebook because he was seriously falking me. every time i’d update my status or upload a photo he’d post a comment within 5 minutes. such a creepy experience. have you been falked before?”
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