FALM
an acronym that stands for fingering and light m-st-rb-t–n, a precursor to s-x for many teenagers, and a safe alternative for those who wish to save themselves for marriage.
rupert is yet to have s-x with mildred, although they have indulged in a bit of harmless falm.
falm is short for face palm. when theres a idiot, saying idiotic things – falm. something outrageously stupid happens? falm. you do something unspeakably lame? falm.
garry132: hey wat upz guis?
garry132: guess wat i just lost teh gamez?!
renegade45: wow, i just f-cking falm’ed.
renegade45: and also lost the game. f-ck.
failure
at
life
much
albert, you’re such an falm
short for face-palm, or to do face-palm.
he’d get mad at me everytime i falm if/when he told a joke wrongly.
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