false-advertisement
when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-gl-sses, to improve her s-xual appearance when in the company of males
“dude she’s hot.” -matt
“nah dude, look! she took off her sungl-sses.” shouts, “that’s false-advertis-m-nt b-tch!” -nate
false advertis-m-nt is when you pay for something and get something other than what you paid for.
i ordered a toaster from ebay and recieved a microwave. then i contacted the guy who advertised it and he said “sorry false advertis-m-nt”.
when you a see a girl from behind or far away and your like “daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm she fine” then you see her up close and youur like “dammmmmmmmmmmmm” she nasty. primarily happens when she has a nice body and a b-tterface (meaning she’s good “but her face”)
last week alex saw this hot girl at macdaddydonalds then she turned around and it was a mom. he was like thats false advertis-m-nt.
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