false assvertising
when the pictures of any person on any social website make that person appear extremely s-xy, but they are significantly less attractive in person.
guy:”d-mn, this girl is s-xy! look at that -ss! i gotta meet this chick”
two days later…
guy: “d-mn, that girl was sooooo not as attractive in person. she had like, no -ss. she was false -ssvertising with her pics.
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