false boner
getting extremely excited for something but nothing happens happen so in the end your hopes are crushed.
person 1:kevin dude we won the contest!!
person 2:no way dude thats awesome!
person 1:ohh wait never mind, thats not us.
person 2:ahhh dude you just gave me a false b-n-r.
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