False Celery
a position in the palma sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the false celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
as it is written by the ancients, “the false celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as polaris guides the wayward traveller north.”
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