false directions


false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. they can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.
sue: did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
fred: the light… that’s where you said
sue: i said the stop sign….
fred: you gave me false directions, god d-mnit.

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