False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)
a growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been “friend zoned” by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a s-xual or emotional relationship. the disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of “friend zoning” to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.
infected: “dude i totally got friend zoned the other day. it sucks so hard. ughh forever alone.”
friend: “sorry to hear she rejected you…”
infected: “she didn’t i just know she doesn’t want me.”
friend: “oh god…get away! what are you?!”
epidemiologist: “yes a perfect example of false friend zone syndrome (ffzs).”
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