False Monk


an asian thug/gangster with a shaved head, especially wearing large baggy orange clothes.
kid:why the h-ll is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?

kid2:thats a false monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.

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