false wetness
the usage of a s-xual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner’s knowledge is “bearing false wetness.”
“man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn’t that a sin?”
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