falsecockitus


a dissorder men suffer when they feel they have an iadiquitly sized c-ck.symptons include drasticly exaggerating the size of ones p-n-s.
chris soo has falsec-ckitus, he said he had a nine inch c-ck, but when he whipped it out, it was like sucking on a pack of breathmints.

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