falwell


a raging h-m-s-xual with a small p-n-s
the queer eyes for the straight guy are huge falwells
the disease infecting small towns across america turning them into what is known as a “bible belt” with televised baptist services and also thanks to big jerry god rest his soul said citys cant get abercrombie or hooters.
lynchburd, virginia is the perfect example of jerry falwell’s great and expanding kingdom.
(formerly “lumpkin”)the act of receiving (or giving) oral s-x while the person is defecating.
johnny gave bill a falwell last night.
a combination of s-m-n, lube and/or spit, and sometimes fecal matter, which is a biproduct of -n-l s-x between two men. named after the late jerry falwell.
– after f-cking his -ss my d-ck was covered in falwell.
– don’t forget to wipe the falwell off your d-ck.

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