familus


(noun) the familus is the most essential group you plug deeply with by stuff beyond the gene pool… and is not lame, pointless or accidental like a gang, tribe or family
hey i’m just off down the road to meet up with the folks of my familus cos they plug!

my familus don’t plug with that idea!

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