Family boner
when one gets an accidental, raging hard-on/slippery-sloop in sight of an indecent family member.
“it was weird…he got a family b-n-r when my towel slipped off. it was so embarr-ssing!”
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duck p-n-s cheryl: look at this duck wooley! it’s curly like a ruffles potato chip.
- Febeaver
a type of spray used to mask a smelly v-g-n- wow! that girl has a nasty, smelly, rotten p-ssy! i had to spray some febeaver on it to freshen it up.
- Felinophobia
irrational fear of cats in particular most ladies in the neighborhood suffer from felinophobia , they can not stand seeing cats messing around.
- female buddy
a female friend that a male secretly looks out for, supports, and shares with. basically the same as a female friend but more intimate. often occurs when the male is harboring a crush on the female. friend #1: “who’s the chick? your girlfriend?” friend #2: “no, she’s my female buddy.”
- Fish Slit
a woman’s particularly nasty v-g-n-. “yo johnny boy, your girlfriend has got one nasty fish slit. left the bathroom smellin’ like a tokyo market.”