Family Day


a holiday inserted by the provincial government of ontario, canada to the month of february in order to make citizens happier. it was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of february.
dave: hey mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

mike: f-ck no! lisa and i are sending the kids to grandmas, we’re really gonna celebrate family day!
(n.) a public holiday celebrated by societies where kicking one’s kids out of the house once they turn 18 and sending one’s parents to nursing homes when they grow old are expected.

(n.) a time when people who have had no contact with their family for a year give their family a two minutes call.
i haven’t heard from my son in a year so i decided to call him on family day.

i went to visit my mom at the nursing home on family day. that’s when i found out she p-ssed away months ago.

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