Family Facebook Lurker
someone who is distantly related to you in the family tree but is deeply engrained in your facebook life, much to your discontent
this is a literal conversation on facebook i had with my mom’s mom’s brother’s stepson’s original mom. we have never met in person…
me (facebook status): “grounded for awhile, but i have my phone. hit me up if you need me.”
james: can we know why you are grounded?
me: what? no. flame off.
james: is it that bad? lol you are really quite the troublemaker! 😉
me: thanks. flame off james.
james: i cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! so how have you been? we havent spoken since tuesday.
me: no we have never spoken. you chatted me and i didnt respond on tuesday. flame off james.
james: lol you are such a funny youth.
me: alright, james look you stupid b-st-rd. i know you like d-ck in your -sshole from little people, and your favorite activity is metal dan but im not giving it to you. ever. so never talk to me again. i have blocked you and you have created new accounts. so flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. literally. i will murder you with whatever i can get my hands on. even a spork. so go the f-ck away. d-mn.
james: lol you are such a kidder. so hows your mom 🙂
me: f-ck you.
james is family facebook lurker
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