Family Jeopardy
to play this demented but fun game you will need your family to partic-p-te ( pets included!) before sitting down to watch alex trebek grace us with his vast knowledge in jeopardy, each family member must strip naked. after each family member is naked, each player must put their hand firmly on the opposing family members genitals ( even number families are encourged to play this game only). instead of buzzing in with the correct answer, the player has to stroke or “beat” the sh-t out of the opposing players genital that their hand is on in order to make the loudest noise ( ex: b-lls h-tting the leg , or v-g-n-l lips flapping loudest). the person creating the loudest noise will be choosen by a family member who partic-p-tes in being “alex”. also money is not an object in this game, after each round whoever climaxed the most is eliminated. finally once the players/player reaches final jeopardy and answers the question correctly, they are forced to drink the loosing players s-m-n in order to gain immortality.
man, i totally look at my sister in a new perspective now after playing family jeopardy.
family jeopardy is the main reason of our divorce dr.
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