Family Man


a man who has settled down from an otherwise adventurous lifestyle and started a family. the ultimate destiny of anyone who fights, and subsequently loses to, guile from the street fighter franchise. family men are known to be overly patriotic due to getting their b-tts kicked by a man with a tattoo of the american flag on each bicep. family men are not necessarily male; a small number of females have been known to become family men after facing guile in combat.
“go home and be a family man.”
–guile, standing over the broken body of his previous opponent.
1.slang; a gay man (70’s slang)

2.movie; starring nick cage (gay?)
1.in a bar, the cop from the village pople walks up and asks if you’re a family man.
2.(rent the movie)

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