family planning
v., tr.
fraudulently joining up with friends on a “family plan” offered by a cell phone service provider.
“hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. it takes ten minutes for you to text me.”
“you’re right. i’ve been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend.”
2 more definitions
a place you go and pretend to have problems to get out of going to school
girl: oh cr-p i got social studies
boy: lets go to family planning
girl: yeh i’ll say im pregnant
boy: ok and im the father
what more people should practice. the alternative is to require licensing to procreate. just because you can…doesnt mean you should!
the newspaper today is full of examples of poor family planning – starting in the political section and covering almost every page. unfortunately. there are even examples in the arts section.
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