Family Window


a program on a computer screen, usually a word processing doc-ment that someone switches to when a family member enters the room. this is most often a cover-up when someone is actually browsing a website of p-rnographic nature.
dude, i can hear mom’s footsteps! switch from filthy farm animals to the family window!

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