Famputate


noun: the severing of ties to toxic family members in order that the remaining individual(s) might have a chance to heal.
friend #1: “did you do the family ‘get-together’ thing over the holidays?”

friend #2: “no way! i haven’t heard a word from any of them since i was forced to famputate them for my own mental health.”

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