Famzone


the worst kind of friendzone. if she famzones you, she doesn’t even want to be friends you. you are “fam.” nothing more than an acquaintance.

the only known way to escape the famzone is by drinking a magical potion. some humans call this concoction bleach. be warned. magic is scary.
1. “hey, girl, you want to go to starbucks with me after school?”
“but ur fam”

2. “man, she called me fam. how deep am i into the friendzone?”
“dude, you’re way past the friendzone now…”

3. “bro, i love you, but you’re…”
“is this a famzone…?”

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